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Congratulations to Mark Stevenson, the winner of the first Transformers Galaxy Caption Competition! His fabulous McDonald's Beast Machines prize will dispatched shortly, and hopefully we'll get a few words from him once he's received it. Also five runners-up prizes consisting of issues 21 and 22 of Transmasters Universe are awarded to Tim Hecko, Ralph Burns, George Quail, Jeff Heller and Nick Roche. In the meantime, I want to thank everyone who took the time to come up with an entry and send it in. Check back soon for more competitions, and hopefully some better prizes as well! |
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In the Maximal changing room, Rattrap suddenly works out why Cheetor was never a hit with the ladies...
Mark Stevenson
keep_lying@hotmail.com |

RUNNERS-UP:
Rattrap: Aww man, what are we going to do with our hair brushes now?
Tim Hecko, thegurutim@aol.com
"And the batteries go where?"
Ralph Burns, Ralph_Burns@yahoo.com
RATTRAP: Is that your new Transmetal tail, or, eh, are you just pleased to see me?
George Quail, george@coturnix.demon.co.uk
I dunno Cheetor. Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?
Jeff Heller, burtok@aol.com
Cheetor and Rattrap exchanged heated words as they fought to be the first to use The Axalon's new musical toilet.
Nick Roche, nimrodprime@eircom.net

THE REST OF THE ENTRIES:
Cheetor: "Wasn't me."
Mon, monvillanueva@hotmail.com
The Maximals Cheetor and Rattrap plan to develop new Maximal modes, called "Myths":
Rattrap: "Hey, Cheetor, the Predacons always get the ideas for new Transformer modes. How 'bout we make a change?"
Cheetor: "What kind of change?"
Rattrap: "I mean we get to coin a new mode first!"
Cheetor: "I don't know, Rattrap, maybe we should tell Big Bot first..."
Rattrap: "Hah! Does "espionage" mean anything to you? And besides, where's the surprise if we tell him?"
Cheetor: "I still think we should tell him. What's your plan?"
Rattrap: "See, I think that we could create new Maximals that transform into Beasts of Mythology. You know, like the Griffin and the Hydra... we could really need additional forces right now!"
Paolo Cordero, pbvcordero@yahoo.com
Cheetor: Ohhhh ahhhh ohhh
Rattrap: I know I mouth off a lot but that's rediculous Fearless Leader...
Sven Harvey, sharvey@cybertron.u-net.com
Cheetor and Rattrap were cautious as they approached the latest alien artifact: the Vok toaster.
George Quail, george@coturnix.demon.co.uk
Rattrap's thought: "Geeze Lawheeze, what I wouldn't give for an incinerator right now!"
Lewis B., transfan86@hotmail.com
Does my bum look big in this?
Miles Reid, manmiles@hotmail.com
Do you like my novelty condom shaped pepper pot?
Doesn't it itch?
No, I am a fictional character from a cartoon.
Boggy, Burnmyeyes13@hotmail.com
CHEETOR : "Does my bum look big in this?"
George Quail, george@coturnix.demon.co.uk
My mum's are bigger than that!
Geoffrey Dharma, (no email given)
"Hey Cheets, looking at that, perhaps your next body should include a high power wrist action!"
Paul Cannon, optimus@primus.prestel.co.uk
"I wish we'd never been turned into Transmetals. Now that we all have genitals, theres always a queue for the toilets."
Andrew Borkett, LLCOOLAB@yahoo.co.uk
Who the slagg is this guy?
OPTIMUS PRIME, prime.theark@virgin.net
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